‘Advantages of Being a Man’

1. Men don’t have to shave below the neckline
2. Men can open their own jam jars
3. Men can go to the bathroom by themselves in a restaurant.
4. Men can do their Christmas shopping in 45 minutes flat!
5. Men can do their nails with a pocket knife
6. Car mechanics always tell men the truth!
7. Men can watch football with other men without thinking they’re crazy.

by Richard Coekin