10 Things That Men WANT To Say To But Don’t.

1. Don’t ask if your outfit makes you look fat. If you think you look fat, you are.
2. Don’t ask me if you should cut, colour or perm your hair – it always causes arguments!
3. If you ask me a question that you don’t really want to know the answer to, then you’ll get an answer that you don’t really want to hear.
4. Whatever you wear is fine, really!
5. Yes, it looks great… How much did it cost?
6. Ask me for whatever it is that you want, but don’t expect me to guess.
7. If something I said can be interpreted in two ways and one of the ways makes you feel sad or angry, I meant the other one!
8. When I say I’m not that hungry, it’s not because I don’t like what you’ve cooked.
9. Please, please, cut out the peripheral and just get to the point!
10. A headache that lasts for 18 months is a problem; see a doctor!

attributed to Ruth Dearnley