According to an anonymous e-mail the following article about ‘men’ was seen in a woman’s publication:

Men are like government bonds; they take so long to mature.

Men are like high heel shoes; they’re easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like horoscopes; they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like mascara; they usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like place mats; they generally only show up when there’s food on the table.

Men are like new-born babies; they’re cute at first, but you soon get tired of cleaning up after them.

Men are like laxatives; they irritate the “stuffing” out of you.