The strap line to the Alpha Course is ‘Questions of Life?’ and I also have some of my own Questions of life. Questions like:
- Why don’t you get mouse flavoured cat food? (You can get duck, rabbit, lamb, why not mouse?)
- Why do we leave cars worth £thousands on the drive and put our useless junk in the garage.
- Why does the word ‘lisp’ have an S in it?
- Why do you never see the headline ‘Psychic Wins The Lottery’?
- Why can’t women put mascara on with their mouth closed?
- Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
- Why is dyslexia such a hard word to spell?
- (A bit naughty but…) If love is blind why is lingerie so popular?
- Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?
- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
- You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
The strap line to the Alpha Course is ‘Questions of Life?’ and I also have some of my own Questions of life. Questions like:
- Why don’t you get mouse flavoured cat food? (You can get duck, rabbit, lamb, why not mouse?)
- Why do we leave cars worth £thousands on the drive and put our useless junk in the garage.
- Why does the word ‘lisp’ have an S in it?
- Why do you never see the headline ‘Psychic Wins The Lottery’?
- Why can’t women put mascara on with their mouth closed?
- Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
- Why is dyslexia such a hard word to spell?
- (A bit naughty but…) If love is blind why is lingerie so popular?
- Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?
- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
- You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
