(Talking of unity, or lack of it): I heard a joke about Tonto and the Lone Range. They were riding through a canyon together when all of a sudden they were surrounded on all sides by Indians with war paint on, riding horseback and armed to the teeth!

The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and asked, “Yikes! What are we going to do?”

Tonto replied, “What you mean ‘we,’ Whiteman?”

So much for unity!