Somebody sent me a collection of amusing bulletins that were announced or appeared in church notices. I thought you might appreciate one or two of them; like the church notice that said:

• Don’t forget the second-hand bring and buy sale on Saturday. It’s a chance to get rid of all those things lying around the house not worth keeping. Bring your husbands.
• At the service tonight the sermon topic is “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to choir practice.
• Mothers Union “Good-as-New” Sale: The ladies from the Church have cast off clothing of every kind and they can be seen in the church basement on Friday afternoon.